oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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