Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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