yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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