is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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