My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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