wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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