I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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