I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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