i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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