what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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