brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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