problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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