margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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