i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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