best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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