The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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