In the future we'll all be gay
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
home. puking in laundry basket.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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