One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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