my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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