Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it glows. i had to have it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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