You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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