when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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