I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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