i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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