I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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