I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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