I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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