i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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