Whod you bang
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I wear drunk well.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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