Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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