Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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