weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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