so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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