my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
one might say we're banned from that church
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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