I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Randomize
