Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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