so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you would pick up someone in the library
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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