It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Four minutes until I can fart!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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