I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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