Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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