Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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