I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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