All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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