no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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