Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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