weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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