Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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