Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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