he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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