You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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