We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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