So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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