And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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